Teenage-Ska

Meet Billy. Billy is a little boy who likes playing games outside. He has a mom, a dad, and a big sister too. His sister is 21 and cannot stand up straight due to an accident that happened to her last year. Billy threw hydrochloric acid at her face... she started freaking out... and fell into a pit of cacti and dramatically blew up for no reason whatsoever. Billy's parents are plumbers who work almost everyday. Big deal. Billy decides to go play outside, since that's what he likes doing. Outside, he saw a crab eating a Popsicle. The crab spoke to him there telepathy. "I know what you did last summer!" the crab spoke devilishly within Billy'

You know if you're obsessed with Rocko's Modern Life when… 1. You get angry when people mistake Rocko as a kangaroo. 2. You love Joe Murray so much. 3. You correct people when they call Heffer a cow. 4. You are in a middle of a problem, you ask yourself, "What would Rocko do?" 5. You named your dog "Spunky." 6. You always look for a Chokey Chicken fast-food restaurant. 7. You love singing the songs from the epsiode, "Zanzibar." 8. You have knowledge about fluorocarbons in our atmosphere. 9. You are mad at the government… you complain to Conglom-O. 10. You are in trouble, you ask yourself, "Where are you Really Really Big Man?" 11.